ZomBcall is UNVEILED! The WORLDS FIRST ZOMBIE VOCALIZER capable of producing a wide array of ZOMBIE SOUNDS!
Now YOU will have a chance at surviving a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE if you are prepared and have ZomBcall in your zombie survival tool kit!
COMING SOON TO KICKSTARTER!!
zomBcall – Your Weapon For The Approaching Zombie Apocalypse!
1st Rule: CARDIO.
2nd Rule: zomBcall!
In the days ahead – with the Zombie Apocalypse sneaking up on us – there will soon be a very great need for a device that can literally save your life from a zombie attack! It’s very similar to a duck call.
Yes, you will need a zomBcall.
Whether or not you’re a full-fledged Zombie Hunter – or perhaps you love zombies – either way, you’re going to NEED the zomBcall.
First of all, it’s a GREAT way to find zombies! Zombie obsessed? No matter if you want to observe them or you want to bag a real zombie, zomBcall will attract zombies by the horde.
Just like hunters who use predator calls to lure in their prey, zombies are irresistibly attracted to the zomBcall. They can’t help it. It’s even more powerful than the turkey and goose calls that old-fashioned hunters would use!
If you’re out looking for zombies, you’ll find them faster and easier than ever with a zomBcall in your hands.
Secondly, it actually lets you CONTROL the zombies once they get in range.
The sound it makes allows you to manipulate your zombies for whatever purpose you wish.
It’s like “catnip” in that sense. They’re powerless.
With the zomBcall, the strange audio reaction among zombies still baffles sound engineers and auditory scientists.
But, the bottom line is that YOU will finally have full control over ALL the zombies within earshot of this wondrous device.
Finally… YOU make the rules!
With a power like that, this can even become the source of a future apocalyptic lucrative extermination side-income! “Snag’em and bag’em!”
The zomBcall is small, light-weight, and fits easily in your pockets.
And, best of all, it’s not expensive!
We couldn’t take the chance to develop zomBcall in the United States and our acoustic engineers needed to maintain anonymity to avoid any issues with the U.S. government. This amazing zomBcall device is currently being produced in rural Cambodia. Unfortunately it was the only place that would agree to produce such a controversial weapon.
zomBcall – The Story Behind The Phenomenon…
The zomBcall “technology” was first discovered in 1942 during a covert military assignment between the U.S. forces and British intelligence. They had to go undercover into German research labs, which were hidden deep in the forests, to try to discover what the Germans were working on.
As everyone knows now, the Germans were working on all kinds of amazing new technologies – from anti-gravity to supersonic rockets to anti-radar tech, image cloaking… you name it.
The Allied forces needed to know ahead of time what the Germans had up their Nazi-armband sleeves.
And on one particularly “hairy” expedition close to the end of this undercover operation, the spies stumbled upon a secret medical laboratory where bizarre human experiments were taking place. (Things no one can talk about in polite company.)
Trying to maintain their composure, the spies were sickened when an actual ZOMBIE specimen was wheeled out on a stretcher for them to examine (working in their undercover role as “scientists”).
The zombie was “basically” human – but not really.
They said it was “like” human – or had been human.
As hard as they tried, they couldn’t quite describe it. But they took detailed notes and limited sketches. Photographs, of course, were forbidden.
Toward the end of the “presentation” and examination, the Nazi scientists revealed that the zombies react only to “non-human” or uncommon sounds.
Typical sounds like car horns, people talking, dogs barking, etc., don’t always register with zombies…
In other words, they really can’t hear what we can hear. And we can hear only a fraction of what THEY hear when the zomBcall is activated.
The scientists played a tape of the only sound that effectively “controls” the zombies, according to what all their experimentation had determined.
That recording was secretly stolen by one of the spies. After all, they were in there to steal the secrets of what the Germans were working on.
And so, unbeknownst to the Germans, the tape was switched – and the zomBcall recording was sent immediately through the spy network back to those in command of this operation.
With “zombies” not being seen as an imminent threat, the tape was filed away in the records department and totally forgotten about.
No one thought of it or mentioned it for many, many years.
And then when the old military base that housed the offices of that long-forgotten operation was finally schedule for demolition, they cleared out all the old storage files. And some lonely researcher on this team – on his own time, as a budding novelist – decided to listen to a bunch of the now-declassified materials about all the fascinating secret spy operations from the past.
He was looking for GREAT material – never before released – for a novel.
He must have listened to thousands of hours of tapes – most of which he didn’t understand. The rest was just boring.
But about half way through, he got to the tape of the “NAZI ZOMBIE” – and now it was a whole different story.
His life changed on that very day.
He had found the tape recording of all the NOTES the spies had taken… plus their verbal description of the zombie specimen… PLUS the AUDIO SOUND that the Nazi scientists had already found was like “kryptonite” to zombies!
Our engineers took the original audio sound clip MADE BY the zombie and were miraculously able to duplicate the exact sound into the zomBcall. The sound that emanates from the device is thought to be some kind of zombie communication to call in other zombies. It’s quite disturbing.
Finding that tape changed everything.
It’s too bad we don’t have film or pictures – but like I said earlier, all photography was strictly out of the question. The Nazis knew what they had. They were keeping it a BIG secret.
And this was “eyes only” material – earth-shaking discoveries that are JUST NOW starting to make sense!
And – in keeping with the ‘symmetry’ of the end times – we are now ‘given’ this life-saving DISCOVERY of what to use for fending off and controlling zombies during the coming Zombie Apocalypse!
All you have to do is get yourself an authentic zomBcall – and you’ll be prepared for whatever shit hits the fan in the near future!
You’ll be able to IDENTIFY who is a zombie – and who is not.
As you know, it’s hard to tell at first. Looks can be deceiving in the early stages.
But with the zomBcall in your pocket, you’ve got PROTECTION!
If a person starts acting weird, whip it out!
If it’s a zombie, they’ll actually CALM DOWN and become oddly docile!
With the zomBcall by your side, you won’t need anything else for handling the Zombie Apocalypse.